a better place to fall asleep

One thousand ways to say good-bye, one thousands ways to cry, one thousand ways to hang your hat before you go outside
I say good-bye good-bye good-bye,
I shout it out so loud,
cause the next time that I find my voice I might not remember how

Reasons to circumcise:

  • Fictitious men in locker rooms won’t (for whatever reason) stare at your penis and laugh
  • Snobbish girls will want to sleep with you because you’re not uncut
  • It will take you 2-5 seconds less in the shower to clean up
  • You won’t be unable to handle the amount of sensation you’ll receive from your now keratinized glans
  • You won’t suffer the burden of those extra 20,000 nerve endings
  • Besides, nature intended the penis to be circumcised! 

Thank goodness your parents mutilated you!

  • 10 August 2012
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  1. tumblsizing reblogged this from uncutting
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  8. abetterplacetosleep reblogged this from cherubrockerprime and added:
    Sorry to have offended you, but there are a lot of parents who are proud of the male genital cutting they forced on...
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  13. mynameisanneka reblogged this from uncutting and added:
    LOVE THIS.
  14. cherubrockerprime reblogged this from pearl-j3lly and added:
    There’s no real reason for it, yeah. But I really could do without being told “Thank good your parents mutilated you!”...
  15. peachesandpumpkins reblogged this from pearl-j3lly and added:
    http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com/10F/Foreskin_Functions.html
  16. pearl-j3lly reblogged this from cherubrockerprime and added:
    I remember in my sociology class we had to write a paper on male vs female circumcision and how they’re social norms but...
  17. peachesandpumpkins said: If men knew what they were missing out just on sex alone they might want this to be an issue. My cut husband was the one who made sure my boys were kept intact. People get up in arms over female circing and this is the same thing.
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